okay seriously another person i know got engaged today too

what is going on

thestarshipenterprise:

hello yes my bones cosplay is complete [shows up at movie theater angry and drunk]

eyelinerlyrics:

LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT LOVEBUGS.

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THEY SOUND CUTE. THEY ARE NOT. THEY COME TO FLORIDA EVERY SUMMER. THEY ARE SIMILAR TO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS IN THAT THEY GET IN YOUR WAY, THEY ARE SUPER SLOW, AND ALL THEY DO IS FORNICATE.

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OH WELL “THAT’S NOT TOO BAD” 

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THINK AGAIN WHEN YOU’RE SLOUGHING THEIR GUTS OFF YOUR CAR, BUDDY

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>tfw loads of people you know are getting married but you got no qt3.14bf

shit i’m happy for all you guys but this is giving me ronery feels

batman-defeats-all:

(From Li’l Gotham #11)

batman-defeats-all:

(From Li’l Gotham #11)

onlytalia:

Li’l Gotham #11

hyuuman2:

who needs chocolates when you can send a bouquet of severed hands (◡‿◡✿)

hyuuman2:

who needs chocolates when you can send a bouquet of severed hands (◡‿◡✿)

tekkiru:

OH MY GOD THIS SHOW

feriowind:

Don Cheadle, on Robert Downey Jr.’s train-of-thought-derailing hands (x).

omg too cute can’t handle…!!!!!!