widdlez:

nootherendoftheworldwilltherebe:

dontbearuiner:

sadienita:

alittleveggies:

requiemsong:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

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How old are you? 
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.
“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”
The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 
“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.
“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.
Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.
Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.
“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.
“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.
Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.
“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.
Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.
He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”
Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.
Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”





^^^better story than twilight

LOL

Filed under: Twilight parodies that are better than Twilight

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widdlez:

nootherendoftheworldwilltherebe:

dontbearuiner:

sadienita:

alittleveggies:

requiemsong:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

^^^better story than twilight

LOL

Filed under: Twilight parodies that are better than Twilight

reblogging for those comments XD

earhats:

drewtos:

Journey Into Mystery #639 (Preview)

Previews Contain Spoilers

The MANCHESTER GODS dread URBAN PANTHESISM arises in the north of Otherworld, the British Subconscious! Don’t look panicked. We just mean “Civil War”. A Civil War that Asgardia refuses to interfere in. Publicly. Behind the scenes, Loki is a one-man intervention force. Also: Secret mission from Hela! (ComicBookResources)

Available Wednesday, June 6th.

OH JESUS SO GOOD

LOOOOKI

LEAAAAH

STONEHENGE

ugh so much excite

Loki at stonehenge=shut up and take my money

daleksontheenterprise:

alexkoehlerschin:

how the fuck do some people get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

#that’s what howard stark did for his son

Sandspurs

fuckingflorida:

No description necessary. Floridians know what these fuckers are.

I fucking hate these little bastards

they always get stuck on the hems of my jeans

marvelentertainment:

If you’re playing Marvel: Avengers Alliance on Facebook, here’s a heads-up that two Marvel’s The Avengers movie-related items are now available:
First up is “Coulson’s Revenge,” a new weapon based on the gun Agent Coulson shoots Loki with in Marvel’s The Avengers. The other is “shawarma,” a favorite snack of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, which restores both health and stamina to one ally.
Play Marvel: Avengers Alliance on Facebook.

holy shit you can get shawarma in this game
i’m sold

marvelentertainment:

If you’re playing Marvel: Avengers Alliance on Facebook, here’s a heads-up that two Marvel’s The Avengers movie-related items are now available:

First up is “Coulson’s Revenge,” a new weapon based on the gun Agent Coulson shoots Loki with in Marvel’s The Avengers. The other is “shawarma,” a favorite snack of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, which restores both health and stamina to one ally.

Play Marvel: Avengers Alliance on Facebook.


holy shit you can get shawarma in this game

i’m sold


#Steve Carell for Finnick Odair

10knotes:

OMG NO! NO NO NO NO! NOT ROBERT PATTINSON AS FINNICK!

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? OMG WHY? OMG NO! NEVER! NO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! 

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lol @ everyone who thinks this is real

bitches don’t know how to check sources

lokimenow:

fugrats:

100 Completely Accurate World Accents

Im like shaking from laughing and trying not to cry because its funny but its terrifying 


DAT NORTH KOREA